Tickets still left to see me at the Brooklyn Cookie Takedown on December 16!

COOKIES!
As if I didn’t learn my lesson the last time . . .

I will be competing in this year’s Brooklyn Cookie Takedown! Just like the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown: 300 samples, but minus the bacon.

Come out and cheer me on! I’m not the best baker or cookie maker on the planet, but I can guarantee you something weird, wacky, and hopefully tasty!

The Takedown is scheduled on December 16, from 2:00-4:00 pm at the Bellhouse in the Gowanus. The organizer has informed us that there are only 35 tickets left so move fast! Tickets are only $15 and gets you samples of 30 competitors’ cookies + unlimited Bulleit Bourbon eggnog.

To buy tickets, click here!

Cyber Monday: My Takedown Maple-Candied Bacon and Spiced Pecan Nougat Is Now For Sale!


Just in time for the holidays!

This addictive combination of maple sugar-candied bacon, Ancho chili and cayenne pepper-spiced pecans, and Bourbon nougat was created for the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown with the help of my downstairs neighbor, a professional candy maker.

I posted the labor-intensive recipe here, but who has the time to candy, sit, stir, and wrap for hours?

Let us do it for you! We’ll candy that bacon into submission and pack it up pretty so the only work you have to do is eat it 🙂

This season, give the gift that everyone loves. Give bacon!

Order from Sweetniks.com or Sweetniks on Etsy here and here.

(I would also recommend all the candies on the site. Everything Niki makes is beautiful and delicious!)

* Photo courtesy of Sweetniks.com.

Post-Sandy Relief Efforts, US Election News, and East Village Miscellany


This blog post is not intended to impose any political message or pressure anyone to vote for any specific candidate. This is only a reminder that we have something precious that so many in the world do not: the right to vote.

Today, millions of Americans will go to the polls. Whether your candidate wins or loses, the date of the presidential election always offers a special opportunity to engage in the national conversation, creating a temporary community of people who are actively reflecting on what it means to be patriotic, to have obligations to our fellow citizens, and to lay the framework a better future.

Following Post-Hurricane Sandy, this election has particular poignancy for me. I might have been without electricity for a few days, but I realize that is small potatoes in comparison to those whose lives were devastated. Thousands have lost more than electricity, gas, pay, hot water, cellular and internet service. From the Caribbean to the Eastern Seaboard, homes and lives have been taken away. In the wake of such devastation, we have also seen an outpouring of strength, goodwill, charity, compassion and neighborliness that is the hallmark of our national character.

There is still much to do. As you contemplate your vote today, please also give a thought to helping move Post-Sandy relief efforts forward. The Northeast is expecting another storm in the coming days, bringing even more stress to communities that are already fragile from the hurricane. These people need food, warm clothing, blankets, water, gas, and shelter.

If you are in the New York Metro Area, you can volunteer your time. Whatever you might think of the Occupy Wall Street movement, this is the moment to set aside any political views and simply recognize that Occupy has one of the most organized and efficient volunteer mobilization efforts in the city. For more information about Occupy Sandy, click here. For other volunteer opportunities, click here.

However, what relief organizations need most — more than canned goods and more than clothing — is money. You can easily contribute $10 per message to the Red Cross’s efforts by texting REDCROSS to 9099. You can also donate $10 per text to the Salvation Army’s efforts by texting STORM to 80888. You can also donate online to the Mayor’s Fund, which distributes 100% of all funds collected to a wide range of relief organizations.

The Red Cross is also calling for blood donations as blood banks are low. More information is available on their site.

Let’s not forget our furry friends in need. Thousands of pets are displaced and are in need rescue, critical care, and support. The Humane Society of the United States is currently accepting donations via their website here.

As I previously noted, I don’t consider this blog to be the appropriate forum to air my political views. But for the curious, I offer a gastronomic clue to my political leanings below.

* The first image above, Love Hope United, is by Hon Yan Mook as part of AIGA’s Design for Democracy campaign.

Maple-Candied Bacon and Ancho Chili-Spiced Pecans in Maple-Bourbon Nougat


Today is another day of post-Sandy displacement. I have spent the morning plodding around my friend’s apartment in a trench coat because I didn’t bring a bathrobe with me and the mercury is dropping.

“I know you have something underneath,” she said, “But it still kind of freaks me out!”

Thankfully, this retro-pervert look won’t last much longer since my laundry is almost done drying downstairs 🙂

Instead of repeatedly checking the New York Times Liveblog for power, cellular service, and transportation updates, I have decided to put my mandatory stay-cation to good use: I will wrap up some blog posts that have been sitting in draft limbo! This one was slated to go up right after the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown, but sadly got postponed following a visit from my mother and an anticipated visit from my father.

Prior to settling on this recipe, I bopped around a bunch of ideas for the Takedown. I thought about making bacon-crusted, bacon-fat fried chicken, but decided that fried food was kind of risky for a multi-hour event. Then I had this idea to make mini bacon-Velveeta éclairs. However, the idea of hand-piping about 300 little choux pastries felt too ambitious. Then I considered making bacon-pecan sticky buns in a giant tray, but worried about even baking. In the end, I went with individually wrapped nougats, reasoning that having everything done ahead of time would ultimately be less stressful the day if the event.

Even though I didn’t win, I was very happy with the candies — which I thought were amazing. The spiced nuts and the candied bacon were a delectable combination, and the nougat was divinely fluffy.

The results were so good that a re-worked, more Bourbon-y version will probably appear on my friend’s website to be sold. Another batch will need to be made and photographed for the site first, which means that a larger circle of friends — including dear ones in Europe — can expect a little present in the mail probably before Thanksgiving. I would have sent along some of the remaining candies from the first, but it took me a while to get organized after the event. I worried that they wouldn’t survive the long trans-Atlantic shipping, and the speed of domestic mail won out!

Again, many congratulations to Adrian Ashby for winning People’s Choice with his Sex-In-Your-Mouth Bacon-Nutella Brownies. Although I can be wickedly competitive, the sight of a man crying out of happiness at the sight of a giant check for a year’s worth of bacon cannot help but melt my heart!

For more photos of the event, click here.

Ingredients:

For the maple-candied bacon:

1 pound bacon

1/4 cup of maple syrup

2 tablespoons of  maple sugar

For the ancho chili-spiced pecans:

8 ounces of roughly chopped raw pecans

Maple syrup

A pinch of cayenne pepper

A pinch of salt

1/2 teaspoon of Ancho chili powder

For the nougat:

2 egg whites at room temperature

1 1/2 cups of sugar

1/4 cup of maple syrup

3/4 cup of light corn syrup

1/2 cup of water

1 tablespoon of corn starch

1 tablespoon of Bourbon

Special equipment:

A heavy-duty stand mixer

A candy thermometer

Parchment paper

Non-stick spray

How to prepare:

1. Preheat oven to 400°. Arrange the bacon in a single layer on a half-sheet pan. Roast the bacon for about 20 minutes to render the fat. Lower the oven temperature to 350° and remove the bacon from the oven. Pour off the liquid fat. Brush the bacon on both sides with 1/4 cup of maple syrup. Evenly sprinkle 1 tablespoon of maple sugar onto the bacon. Return the bacon to the oven and roast for 15 minutes. Flip the bacon and sprinkle the other side with the remaining tablespoon of maple sugar. Continue roasting the bacon until the sugars have caramelized and the bacon is crispy, about 15-20 minutes more. Let the bacon drain on a wire rack until it is cool enough to handle. Using scissors, cut the bacon into small pieces.

2. Drop the oven temperature to 300°. In a small baking dish, very lightly drizzle the pecan pieces with maple syrup. Add the cayenne pepper, salt, and Ancho chili powder. Toss everything together until the nuts are evenly coated with the maple-spice mixture. Roast the nuts carefully, stirring them every 5 minutes or so until they have a candy coating. Remove from the oven and spread the nuts out on a large piece of parchment paper to cool.

3. Take the eggs out and set them on the counter. Line a pan with parchment paper so that the paper comes up and over the sides. Lightly coat the paper with non-stick spray and a light dusting of cornstarch.

4. In a medium saucepan, combine the sugar, the maple syrup, the corn syrup, the water, the Bourbon, and the corn starch over medium heat. Stir occasionally until the sugar has completely dissolved and the mixture becomes smooth. Insert a candy thermometer. Do not stir anymore.

5. When the temperature reaches 240°, separate the egg whites into the bowl of a large standing mixer. Begin to slowly whip the whites. Try to time it so that the egg whites make soft peaks at the same time that the syrup reaches 285°.

6. When the syrup reaches 285°, remove it the stove. With the mixer now on high speed, slowly add the syrup to the whites in a steady steam. Continue mixing the nougat until it is shiny and glossy.

7. When the nougat is the right consistency, fold in the bacon and the nuts as quickly as possible. Turn the nougat out into the parchment paper-lined pan. Using oiled hands, evenly press it out. Let it cool completely, about 2-3 hours.

8. When the nougat is cool, cut it into 1-inch pieces.

Post-Sandy Update: I Live in Little North Korea but I’m Staying Where There Are No Mocha Sprinkles


Leave it to The Daily Show to perfectly illustrate Post-Sandy NYC. Click below!

Quick update: There are so many neighborhoods hit far worse than the East Village. Many residents of these communities have lost everything and are in desperate need of the help that emergency services can provide. You can help relief efforts by making a donation to the American Red Cross either through their website or by texting REDCROSS t 90999 to give $10 per text. For more organizations and more ways to help, click here.

* Above photo from The Telegraph.co.uk.

The Day After the Sno’reastercane, Frankenstorm, or NYC Apocalypse 2012 (Update)


Just a quick update from higher ground:

In the middle of a night of drinking, communal eating, and smoking with the neighbors, I looked out the window to see a giant flash of blue light followed shortly by darkness.

It was lights out in the East Village! Still not the worst thing. We all thought the power would be back by midnight, or the morning at the latest. How wrong we were. Alphabet City, only a few blocks away, had cars floating up and down the streets. We woke up to downed trees, no traffic lights, no power, no hot water, no cell phone service, no internet, nothing.

There were long lines for every pay phone and every open pizza parlor (because apparently disaster-readiness is not in the HipsterHandbook). No subways, no buses, taxis taking multiple fares — well, the taxi drivers who were nice, that is.

It felt strange to be unconnected and completely cut off from the rest of the city. Before cellular service winked out, I managed to see that power was out from 39th Street down. That giant flash of light? A transformer explosion — which ConEdison now disputes, but what the heck else could it be? Aliens?!

Once I found out that power might not be restored till the weekend, I did what any good little BaconBiscuit would do: I packed up my bacon and all of my frozen meats and sent them to a safe freezer in Brooklyn (Thank you, Niki and Dave!).

Then I packed up and decamped to a friend’s luxury apartment on the Upper East Side. She has power, internet, hot water, cable television, and a dishwasher! Ooooh! Fancy!

Seriously, it’s like the hurricane didn’t happen up here. I saw people at Gymboree and eating sushi! I bought brook trout at Fairway!

Downtown? It’s like the great NYC Blackout all over again.

I feel like a refugee in my own town, but am safe and sound. Thank you all for checking in!

More photos of the downed trees behind my building below. I took them before my cell died!

* Above, a photo of a corner one block away from home. Taken from the New York Times.

Brooklyn Bacon Takedown Update: I Will Win Next Year!!!!!


Yes, dear Friends and Readers: I made an Maple-Candied Bacon and Ancho Chili-Spiced Roasted Pecans in Bourbon-Maple Nougat with a touch of Sea Salt and I lost!

But I had a great time and met tons of people. Here’s to next year’s Bacon Takedown, and to beating the pants off my new friends!

(not in an inappropriate way)

Recipe and more forthcoming!

Countdown to the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown!

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Just picked up all my bacon for the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown at the Bellhouse this Sunday.

The event is sold out, but I will keep you all updated with what I do with my bacon! For those of you lucky souls who have tickets, I look forward to seeing you and catching up at the event.

Vote for me! The newbie!

Post-Dissertation Life: Come Watch Me at the 4th Annual Brooklyn Bacon Takedown


I think that there is a little bit of confusion among most people as to when life after the dissertation starts to look “normal” again. I only say this because I have found my friends to be genuinely befuddled:

“What?! You’re still not done?!”

Well, I respond, it’s kind of a long process. Yes, you have to write your dissertation — and that can take forever and a day. When it is done, you submit it to your committee members as early as you can before your defense. Then you defend it in front of them. You take their suggestions during the defense and you revise your dissertation to address — as best as you can in the time that you have allotted yourself to revise — their feedback. Then you submit the whole thing again and wait to see if there is anything else that needs to be done (formatting, paperwork, etc.). If everything looks okay, then you can start breathing again.

For myself, as of Monday, all revisions are finished, the dissertation is uploaded and sent to Proquest, and all my library fines are paid. So I can finally officially say that I am done!

I am only now slowly beginning to ease back into life: tidying up my apartment after almost half a year of neglect, doing laundry, seeing friends again, dealing with the crush of emails and electronic whatnot that have been accumulating since June.

And after so many months of being out of the kitchen, what is the first thing I do?

I sign up to compete in the 4th Annual Bacon Takedown in Brooklyn and cook for 200 people.

That’s right. And what kind of baconbiscuit212 would I be if I didn’t?

For those of you who are in the NY Metro Area, please do come out and cheer me on at my first Takedown!

October 14 at 2:00pm at The Bell House.

I will have 15 pounds of bacon to play with.

15 pounds, people!

There are just a few tickets left. $15 nabs you the chance to taste the 20 competitors’ dishes, including my own. For tickets, click here.

It’s gonna’ be greasy 😉